HI, I’M BILLY MAYS FOR OXY SCREAM !!!!
WHEN I WAS A KID, MY MOM NEVER HEARD OF "TIME OUT" AND “USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE.” NOW I’M ALL GROWN UP AND DISCOVERED THAT I REALLY CAN MAKE A LIVING TALKING LIKE THIS!
MOM DID THREATEN TO WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP, SO IT’S ONLY NATURAL THAT I END UP YELLING, UHH I MEAN, SELLING CLEANING PRODUCTS!
AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, WE’LL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER!
… AND, I’LL SHUT UP!
… AND MAYBE I’LL WEAR SOMETHING OTHER THAN KHAKI PANTS AND A BLUE SHIRT!
A Little Ditty
2 weeks ago
3 comments:
Can we start a petition to get him off the air? He soo annoys me!! I am soo glad I'm not the only one who thinks he's a little, shall we say, LOUD!!! Somebody give that man a valium please!
Awww you guys... you just don't live with two girls under the age of 5. If you did you'd think that guy was an amateur.
Lee
eliz - see Lee's comment - maybe this guy has to talk this way to be heard over little girls at home. Although I still want him off the air. :)
Lee - you're right. My dogs are pretty loud at times but not as loud as Billy Mays or little girls under 5.
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